So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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