super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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