I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.