Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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