he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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