I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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