she looked like the before picture.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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