Michael Bay diarrhea
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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