he thought i was a dude.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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