i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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