He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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