Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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