My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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