So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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