Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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