Apparently you make a good broom.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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