i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm at about main and main street
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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