so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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