I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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