The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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