How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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