Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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