I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
