I can tuck mytits in my pants
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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