Don't you send me to vm
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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