I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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