literally had 100 drinks last night.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
whose parrot is this?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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