you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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