we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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