You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My vagina is very pro this idea
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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