question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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