how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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