So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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