How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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