Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
my god I love twenty year old dicks
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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