I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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