I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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