You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i may or may not be watching the land before time
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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