Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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