Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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