Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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