okay pat passed out under dana's car
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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