They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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