No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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