Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I would fuck him just for his dog
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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