Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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