Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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