Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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