She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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