I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
