direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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