plz talk dirty to me
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
