Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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