its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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