i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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