its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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