Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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