Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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