i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.