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(214): View more from Texas

I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

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(914): View more from New York

Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.

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(+49): View more from Germany

Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...

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(360): View more from Washington

if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked

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(831): View more from California

i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila

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(703): View more from Virginia

From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.

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(804): View more from Virginia

She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it

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