I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
